This week we’ve got it all, from Mick Fanning retiring, the spice girls reuniting to land requisition in South Africa and Europe’s beast from the east. Also a NSFW consumer advice section.
Mick Fanning Retires and The Spice Girls Are In For The Royal Wedding
Mick Fanning the 3 X world champion surfer who was attacked by a shark in Live TV announces retirement from professional surfing & The Spice Girls have been asked to not just attend the Royal Wedding of Prince Harry & Meghan Markle BUT perform at the Reception in the castle…
South Africa Land Reclamation and Salim’s Back
Infamous Former deputy mayor of Auburn Salim Mehajer in trouble again as another person gets indicted for his conspiracy to avoid facing charges of assault at a court hearing.
Plus South Africa votes overwhelming to confiscate white farmers land without compensation.
Pizza Ordering Sex Toy and Chinese Elevator Peeing
This week a pleasure toy has been enhanced with the option to order pizza after climax. Camsoda created the RubGrub to fill a need people didn’t know they had. Is this genius or a lewd attempt at marketing. Porque no los dos?
Meanwhile in China a young man has done what we all have wanted to and peed on the buttons of an elevator. People are calling him the ‘bad boy’ of elevators.
Black Sam Bellamy Remains Possibly Found
Europe is in the middle of a blast of cold air from the arctic as climate change makes the weather go crazy. While parts of the North Pole are 20 degrees warmer than normal for this time, Europe is experiencing temperatures of -10 in the UK and down to -30 in parts of Europe. How much worse can this get? Will we do anything to stop this? Probably not….
The oldest pictorial tattoos ever discovered have been found on a pair of mummified corpses at 5000 years old. The two mummies from Egypt both have figurative tattoos on their arms, the 18-21 year old male has a bull and a sheep on his shoulder whilst the female mummy has s symbols down her shoulder.